- Send the gift of candy.

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I’m trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my mouth. And just when I don’t think I can take it anymore, he says, ’Good girl, Marcie, you can spit now.’ - Marcie, from the "Married With Children" sitcom.
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