- Send the gift of candy.

A doctor goes into a patient’s room & says "I’ve got good news & bad news.

The guy says "I could use some good news!"

Doctor says "We were able to save your pancreas."

He says "What’s the bad news?"

"It’s under your pillow."

Adapted from Robert Donner

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