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A wife takes her old, hard of hearing husband to the doctor for a physical.

The doc says "Take off your shirt."

The old guy asks his wife "What did he say?"

She tells him "Take off your shirt."

The doc checks him over then says "Take off your pants."

The guy looks to his wife and she says "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."

The doc says "I want a urine, stool and semen specimen."

The guy again asks "What?"

The wife says "He wants to see your shorts."

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