- Send the gift of candy.

The pope dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. There is a long line so he goes to the head of the line and the angel tells him to go to the end of the line. The pope says " I’m the pope I’ve been the head of Christendom for fifteen years and I’m eighty three years old. Are you telling me I have to go to the end of the line."

The angel says " Sorry, absolutely no exceptions."

The pope goes to the end of the line and after a couple of hours some young guy in a white coat and a stethoscope around his neck walks to the head of the line and is let right in.

The pope is incensed and goes to the angel and says " I thought you said there were no exceptions but I saw you let that doctor in without waiting."

The angel replied " That was no doctor -- that was God. Sometimes He likes to play doctor."

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