- Send the gift of candy.

A doctor regularly has a drink at this bar after office hours. Every night the same thing, a daiquiri with an almond in it. One night he orders the regular and the bartender is chagrined to find the they are out of almonds. Not wanting to lose a good customer he scrounges around and finally comes up with a hickory nut and serves that in the daiquiri thinking the doctor wouldn’t notice. Unfortunately the doctor picks up on it right away and asks "What on earth is this?"

The quick thinking bartender replied " That’s a hickory daiquiri doc."

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