- Send the gift of candy.

A pretty young lady named Nancy just broke off her engagement to a young doctor.

Do you mean to tell me, exclaimed her friend, that he actually asked you to return all the presents?

Nancy: Not only that, but he also sent me a bill for house calls.

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