- Send the gift of candy.

It was the interval at the Opera when Mrs. Sternberg rose from her seat and called: "Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?!"

A man in a tuxedo pushed his way towards her. "I’m a doctor" he said.

"Oh, doctor," she said, "Have I got just the loveliest daughter for you...."

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