- Send the gift of candy.

In Dallas in June 1994, a 63-year-old woman had a 156-pound ovarian cyst, representing about half her body weight, removed. Her surgeon said "several stout people" were necessary to get the tumor off the operating table. The woman’s family proudly tacked up a photograph of the tumor in the hospital room, but according to the Guinness Book, the world record is 328 pounds, removed from a woman in Galveston, Texas, in 1905.

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