- Send the gift of candy.

I found this posted in my school for the no-smoking campaign.

Good News To All Smokers

The International Tobacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite Smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw, where every smoker is a sure winner!

All smokers have the chance of winning the following major prizes.

Grand Prizes: A Brand New Cancer, Bronchial Infection, Goiter, Sinusitis, Migraine, Cerebral Tumor, Paralysis, Hypertension, and Asthma

Second Prizes: Special Hepatitis, Meningitis, Bronchitis

Third Prizes: Colored TB, Emphysema, Arteriosclerosis, Gingivitis, Rheumatism, Heart Disease, and Lung Cancer.

You can also have a chance to win consolation prizes such as:

Tartar Deposits, Bad Breath, Stained Teeth, Appetite Loss, and Swelled Gums.

Join now!!! Remember that the more sticks you puff, the more chances of easy winning. Fabulous prizes await you!!! You can also be a lucky winner! Please claim your prizes at the nearest funeral parlor

This promo is a limited offer

See your X-Ray result for more details!!!

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