- Send the gift of candy.

A woman comes home from her visit to the gynocologist only to find her husband drinking beer in his lounge chair and watching baseball on T.V. He says to her sarcastically "So what did you do today?" She replied, "I’ll have you know that I went to my Doctor today, and he told me that I had the breasts of an 18 year-old." "Oh yeah, well what did he say about your big ass?" he shot back. "He didn’t ask about you!"
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