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Exercise Excuses, from "Men’s Health"

Here are some excuses doctors and physical therapists heard from patients explaining why they can’t exercise, according to "The Physician and Sportsmedicine":

"An earthquake drained my pool."

"My dog ate my running shoes."

"I can’t exercise because of the grizzly bear." (Heard near a popular walking path in Anchorage, Alaska)

"My wife would be angry with me if I lost weight."

"If I exercise, I might not have enough energy left over for sex."

"I can’t because of the volcanic ash."

"The TV at the gym is always on something I don’t want to watch."




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