- Send the gift of candy.

A man, 92 years old, is told by his doctor that he has tested positive for HIV. Distraught and befuddled, he retires as usual to spend the afternoon at the park bench with other senior citizens.

He tells his friend, "Can you believe it? I have 92!"

His friend replies, "You think you have troubles? I have IBM at 80!"

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