- Send the gift of candy.

A lady midget goes into a doctor’s office on a rainy day and tells the doctor, "Doc, every time it rains, I get this terrible pain in my crotch."

He says, "Hop up on the examination table and I’ll see what I can do."

She gets up on the table, he works on her awhile, and then he tells her, "Okay, hop down."

She gets down off the table, stands there a second, and then says, "Doc! I feel great! What’d you do?"

He says, "I cut two inches off the top of your galoshes."

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