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A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises "VRROOOOM,VRRROOOOMM...SCREECH..." "What are you doing?" asks the doctor.
"I’m taking this juggernaut down to Barcelona," replies the ex-trucker. Somewhat taken aback, the doctor moves on to the next bed where he sees some very energetic activity going on underneath the covers. Upon pulling them back, he finds a man totally naked, face down on the mattress.
"And what are you doing?" asks the doctor, a little perplexed.
"Well," pants the man, "while he’s in Barcelona, I’m fucking his wife."
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