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Two friends are going hunting, ones hunted all his life the other has never hunted before. the one that has hunted tells his freind to sit and be quiet, while he went in his tree stand. then all of the sudden he hears a blood curdling scream. he runs down their and sais i thought i told u to be quiet. He sais i didnt make a noise when the snakes slithered across my legs, i didnt make a sound when the bear breathed down my neck, but when those squirrls ran up my pants and i heard them say should we eat them now or take them with us.
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